Tell me kid. Why do you insist on calling me fat slob all the time?
Well.....
Mummy said that you treat her like a piece of fluff left on the carpet and that you can't go near kids because the last time you had a commited relationship you beat the living hell out of a kid......
Tell me. Do you like candy?
She also said that your opinion of everybody arpound you stands out like a flaming bag of poo.
