I just got back inside after a very painful bike ride.
I decided to take my bike up a steep hill located in my backyard and go down on it while my dad was painting a bookcase just in front of the hill...
As I was nearing the bottom of the hill, I realised that he was there and that I couldn't slam the breaks.
So I put my high IQ to use and by instinct I slid my feet against the ground.
As it slowed down I began to slide backwards off the seat. And got my groin caught between the seat and the wheel. As it fell down "they" began to hurt a lot.
About 10 minutes later while I was riding my bike I slammed head first into a pole and hurt them again...
