Greetings village idiot, are you sick and tired of people calling you fatso?
YES, YES, OH LORD YES!!!!!!!
Then have we got the ring tone for you!
Hey fatso, your phone is ringing. Hey fatso, pick up. Come on fatso, If you pick me up I'll give you a nice big doughnut. Oh don't be like that fatso. I know you want it. FETCH! Ah you missed the call
