After it stopped raining, Noah waited 7 days. He set free a bird, it came back, he changed birds and it also came back. He waited another 7 days, and tried again.
A leaf??
Chirp.
That's all you could find? A stupid leaf? I ask you to bring back something that could tell us wether there is dry ground, and you bring me a leaf?!
You stupid bird! You are of no use to me whatsoever. I should kill you and divide your body amongst the members of my family!