Funny story Dave. I was about to score with a chick and I walk into my bedroom. We get onto the bed and the chick spots something. Can you guess what it was?
Limp dick?
No Roger, No. It was your fucking cam-corder and it was turned on facing the bed.
Gee, I don't know how that happened.
YOU LYING SHIT! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!
Funny, cause you've been ruining it yourself for the past 10 years.
