I own you bitch. I am now the overseer of the HelloKitty Tellytubby Republic. As the overseer I am granted the title of chief pimp and ruler of the HelloKitty Tellytubby Republic.
Okay, first of all I'm not doing shit for you. And second of all "HelloKitty Tellytubby Republic"? I'll believe that, the day I get thrown in jail for defying a seven year old.