I be saint Nick's brother in law, This be why I'm knockin' yo door. Unlike me brother, my swag has booty and no fireplace means I won't get sooty.
But you my friend were naughty this year, which frankly means, I can't offer you a beer. Next year be nice to Mrs. Wank, and you won't have to walk the plank.
It's the day before Christmas Eve, you were supposed to go to Australia first.
