I found the problem with the toilet. This was blocking the pipe. I still don't understand why you called the fire department to handle this. I'm going to have to report both that and animal cruelty.
What animal?
I think he means our old dishwasher. The nigger we have chained up in the basement.
But we feed it kibble and water. It gets to go for walks around the backyard. We even bathe it once a month. I don't understand.
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