Quick, bum, I'll give you my coat if you can answer me this riddle correctly. How do I teach my kid how to shank a homeless man while he's looking the other way?
You're not wearing a coat...
SHANK MOTHERFUCKER! SHANKSHANK!
Don't worry kid... you're still young. That creepy little stick-midget won't have much on you once you finally learn how to harness your goatly prowess and you will. Soon...
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