Please Ms. White. It really is a perfectly reasonable medical procedure. You could have Anal Dystrophy. Let me stick this up your bum.
Mz. Hale, you can't just ask to ride her. It doesn't work like that. She's an old fashioned creature. You gotta ease her into it. Third date is where you get to bip her poop-filler.
Yes. Two free dinners. You gotta get to third date to bip my poop-filler.