Hello operator. My landline phone isn't operating, operator. I think it's broken.
This is operator. Did you try turning it off and on again? There should be a very obvious, big, round button at the front. Try pressing it.
That fucking Indian was too fucking Indian and I couldn't understand his Indian speech. That's why I couldn't work the doodad so it did the thing. As a fellow baby boomer, I'm certain you understand.
This is clearly the fault of a person younger than you. Your age and experience make you infallible and therefore all fault for your mistakes is passed on to your offspring- case closed.
