Sir, firstly, that's not a rooster so your constant ordering of cocktails doesn't actually work as a play on... words or something. Secondly...
KAH! KAH! KAHKAH!
Ha, Ha! CHIRP CHIRP!
*hic*KAH!
KAH! *hic* MOTHERFUCKAH! KAH! KAH!
Not only are you not allowed birds or minors in here, you're not allowed to get them shitfaced like they clearly are andWOULD YOU PLEASE STOP MAKING BIRD NOISES!