Ms. Maura, I'm afraid you have third degree sexually-transmitted super leprosy.
Oh.
That was the best sex ever. So how'd your appointment go, wife of mine? You find out why your snatch is extra pinchy like a nigger at a bicycle festival?
The nigger that I stole my piss from for my piss test had third degree sexually-transmitted super leprosy so I was diagnosed with it. I spilt some on me before I gave it to him.
You're gonna have to get tested for third degree sexually-transmitted super... oh.
