Hey there viewers, you're watching Mid-Week News Weekly. Joining me for this LIVE interview is Border Patrol office Dave. Dave, what's the sitrep, so to speak your lingo?
Well, we're really cracking down hard on illegal aliens. We've enlisted the assistance of mercenaries down by the eastern part of the border.
HEY NED, I GOT ONE! YEEEHAW!
And the new on-duty mandatory blackface and skin camo is proving highly effective. Take this mexican-born negro here for example.
Oh good nigga! You're in camo. That'll help tonnes. Quick, help me smuggle these underage prostitute drug mules I got stuffed in these potato sacks across the border into the States.
