Our toilet shat in our yard instead of the neighbour's yard again. Go belt it and pick up the shit with the shit shovel.
It's a fucking nigger. It can do hard labour, Dad. It was like, born to do hard labour. They're made in factories in japan or something by other niggers. I'm not doing nigger work. Fuck off.
Do you ever think that maybe we should be disciplining our children better? I mean, they won't lift a finger to do anything around the house.
I used to think that. But then we found that foreign exchange student.
And, well, you know... free foreign exchange student!
