Goldfish... goldfish, goldfish, goldfish. Which goldfish is supposed to die, I wonder?
*pop*
Ah, fuck. Dude, you're not here for a goldfish are you? There's like, two of them. They're fucking goldfish. They all look the same.
Ha, Ha! No, I'm here to tell you we've got a betting pool running on this. 3000 souls that you pick the wrong fish and have to scrub the scythes for a week.