MISSED CONNECTION: "They were filthy. I mean... the real dirty sort of filthy. I couldn't believe how dirty they were. I'm presuming that they were white or something under all that."...
"Clothes... just as filthy. I mean, wow. Not that I have a problem with it. It's just-
The fuck?
STOP IT! STOP FLOODING MY EMAIL WITH THOSE FAKE MISSED CONNECTION MATCH ALERTS! I'M NOT DOING THE DISHES AND I'M NOT DOING THE LAUNDRY! MARRIAGE IS A PARTNERSHIP!
