This whole thing is terribly uncouth. What exactly is your point?
I just expected something more tried and true. Also, there was a distinct lack of inside humour. I quite like inside humour. To be more concise, the entire thing reeked of a cheap metaphorical odour.
Inside humour will cost fye dolla.
I don't like inside humour anymore. It's too expensive.
You can like or dislike whatever you want; however, that character usage will still cost you five dollars American.