Hey new guy, you're on watch duty. Why aren't you on watch duty?
The fuck is 'watch duty'?
You know... watch duty. The job we have everybody in the village on a roster for that alerts the guard of incoming Zombies. The job that single-handedly decides if we live or die? That job.
Oh... that. This jacket is real leather, dude. I'm not going outside in the rain in real leather.
Fuck you in the eye socket, John Travolta. Fuck you in the eye socket. You single-handedly ruined "Grease 2" by not being in it. You are a cunt and have always been a cunt.
