You didn't get burned. You're a steaming fresh pile of shit. If anything, you got shat.
I was just sitting around minding my own business when 'BAM!'- fire. Lots of it. I used to be really good looking too so you can imagine my shock when it happened. I was too pretty to deserve that.
Before you were a steaming fresh pile of shit you were nothing, like me but not me since even as a voidless anti-entity thing I was still something compared to you.
