Mummy, I heard from a reliable source that you're going to die in ten seconds.
Oh don't be silly. Who told you that nonsense?
Oh, sure. She'll drop like a fucking hammer at 8:00pm tomorrow night. Cardiac arrest. Won't even see it coming. You will. I just told you. I'm bored. Let's play checkers.
Okay but you're the black team because black is the colour of DEATH!
Just a friend.
Well, your friend soun-AGH! UH! MY HEART! I'M DYING! ACK! *dead*
