As the school counselor, it's my job to inform you that your child is severely disturbed. She has a tendency to shit on other students.
Oh no. This is terrible. I wonder where myself and my partner could possibly have gone wrong with our parenting.
Hmm, yes. Sometimes it's not the parent's fault. Sometimes the child is just ill is all. Why, just last week in cooking class she attempted to shove a bowl up... Toa'to's...
Oh... oh dear.
Yes. It is quite disturbing.
Yes, it is. I'm very sorry. She has this tendency not to rinse things before she puts them in the dishwasher.
