Of course it isn't real. Why would it be real? That's like asking if James Earl Jones is real. Of course he isn't. He's that black guy with the purple laserscythe from the Star Treks.
But James Earl Jones is real. He's the voice actor of Darth Vader. I suppose you guys think that you actually did the things you did in Ocean's Eleven, twelve, and thirteen too...
FUCK ME BITCH!
HA! No. Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker. Don't you even know? Just because you used to be a dude doesn't mean you're still dude enough to know proper geek culture. And we did do those things. Duh.
Okay... fine. My vagina isn't real. This still isn't what I meant when I said I was agreeing to letting you guys watch me in some trap-on-trap action.
