Sir, we have a huge problem. There's a patient in the ER with no next of kin. They've just slipped into a hewmoratic semi-congruous coma. What do we do?
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT BETTY.
Look at this. Look at the shit you've just done.
You've put us in a moral grey area. Now we have to wade through some awful nonsense about what it means to be a proper doctor. Why can't you just eat shit, choke on sick, and die like the last fucker?
