...then when your testicles turn the same shade of blue as their face while you're strangling... eat their left nipple... stop teabagging...
...and just before you finish you punch them in their distended nutsack and scratch the innards of their anal canal with the toothpick, and scream "FALCON PUNCH"!
Why?
Because of the video game, I guess. I don't know. I didn't decide on what you scream. If you have questions about that, ask that Indian fellow who wrote the Kama Sutra.