Abe Vigoda, please tell us: what is the secret to immortality?
Well, Tom, the secret to immortality is the powdered body matter of nearly-dead cancer patients- the younger the better.
Wh- ... T... f... for what purpose?!
To snort, of course. You see, the strong eat the weak, Tom. It's basic biology. The strong look down on the weak and snort at them, mockingly so. You must immitate this. You must snort cancer.
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