Hi, Sanderson. My name is Ted and I'll be conducting your interview today. Tell me, what makes you want to work at SuicideSupport?
A year ago, I was diagnosed with a deadly and very rare form of extreme cancer. I survived it. However, it was a tough ordeal and I want this job to prove to myself that life is still worth it.
Great. You're perfect to support suiciders. You'll be a tremendous inspiration! You're hired, sir!
Really? You think I'd be an inspiration?
Of course you would be! That's why you'll be the first person in the universe to be immediately fired after being hired. Now go be the inspiration I believe you to be, and support killing yourself.
