Abe Vigoda... it is time. I lived up to my end of the deal. You've lived a long life. A life lived long enough to see the advent of actual real life fish that work as detectives.
What? I'm not Abe Vigoda... dude... he's been dead for ages. Where the fuck were you? And who were you keeping alive all this time?
Stephen fucking Hawking? For 3927 years? Jesus, dude... you could have at least cured his ALS or something you sick, twisted bastard.
