You don't need us to get home Dorothy! You've had the power within you all along!
So whys the fucks didn't you tell me, you stupid bitch?
You wouldn't have believed me if I just told you. You needed to go through ALL OF THIS COMPLETELY UNRELATED IRRELEVANT SHIT THAT ONLY A FUCKING BIPOLAR CUNT COULD DRAW THAT CONCLUSION FROM!
Damns girl, you be one straight up crooked ass honkey. Whats a nigga gotta do to get a truth tella round here? Pop a cap in sum-un's lilly white ass?
What? I... No... I mean... I don't think so... I think. I uhm... didn't you learn a valuable life lesson or something?
All I fuckin' learned is that it's a fucking dumbass move to try and run and hide from a mothergoddamnfucking TORNADO. Thats be what I's learned.
No idea why I made Dorothy a black ghetto chick... I guess it kind of made me giggle for a second so I went with it.
posted May 15th, 2016 ( permalink )
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