Uh... you piss funny? Do you have a sex disease or something, Lunch?
THAT'S ENOUGH! I TOLD YOU GUYS TO STOP MAKING A SCENE! NOW GET OUTA' MICK LONTCH'S TACO JOINT! HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU GUYS DRAGGING HIS REPUTATION THROUGH THE MUD WITH YOUR CONSTANT SHENANIGANS!
Wait... Atomic Lunch eats outa' Mick Lontch's taco joint? Is that a euphamism for auto-cunnilingus? Is the sex disease or something a tiny mangina? The puntential... it's enormous!
I'm actually masturbating to this as we speak. It's the closest thing to real drama I can get without excluding the involvement of injokes and a lack of serious undertones.