If I buy a boat and call it "Mary", do you think Jesus will want to lay it to bed?
Is that a poor use of a euphemism for Jesus Christ having coitus with Mary Magdalene or are you actually asking me if Jesus Christ will sink your boat if you call it "Mary"?
I don't fucking know. Why do you have to be such a goddamn autist? Why can't you just answer the fucking question like a normal human being?
I wouldn't have to respond so autistically to everything you say if everything you said wasn't so autistic.
Oh. Good point. It was a euphemism for sex.
You just wasted perfectly good space that Brad could have used to store another mandingo comic. I hope you're happy. That's one less mandingo comic. You giant sack of cuntlips.