Good morning class. This is Business Ethics 103. I'm sure most of you here will remember me from Business Ethics 102. Any questions before we start?
Yes. Why did you just fail my kidney?
I didn't fail your kidney.
Well somebody did. A kidney doesn't just fail all on its lonesome.
I think you have the term confused with another similar term. I can mark your work as a fail. I can't mark your kidney as a fail.
No, sir. I think YOU misunderstand ME. When a man awakes in a classroom in front of a teacher with his side cut open and a giant 'F' on his kidney, the teacher tends to be the main culprit.
