I was at an orphanage run by a group of nuns who belonged to the local church. I was looking to adopt a child and they told me I couldn't because I'm a registered pedophile.
To think that just because I molested someone else's child that it meant I would molest my child.... I may be a pedophile, but I'm not into incest. And I told them that.
Right before telling them they were being nunsensical.
Needless to say that they weren't happy...
They apologised profusely for being wrong and begged me not to make any more puns.
