Just sad really.

Author: BenSkeleton

Date: December 22, 2002

by BenSkeleton
12-22-02
Blockbuster Video. Mid-day.
I see you are renting the Fellowship of the Ring. Gonna see Two Towers tonight?
No, I couldn't get tickets. It's sold out for like 2 days.
Five minutes later. Much LOTR talk.
Wow, this girl sure is rad. We have so much in common. I wonder what we could do on a date?
Wow, this guy sure is cool. We have so much in common. Not too bright though.
And so our protagonist misses an oppurtunity to sit in a darkened theater for 3 hours with his idea of a perfect girl. Jesus H. Christ!!
Well, enjoy your movie. It's due back next Tuesday by noon. Have a good day.
He's kidding, right?