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by Berty
3-16-02
Graemes drink problem gets him into another fine mess...
It is I, Captain Cleetus replete with my Cider visor, vodka compass and lager cape+integral futility belt
Hey- pretty boy, yoohoo! are you all messed up and in need of a ride home?
Captain Cleetus on the lookout for clues... as to where the hell he's been for the last 4 hours.
Whoa, how did I get here? where the fuck are my boxers and why do I have the urge to scrub my ass till it bleeds?
That'll be Quentin again. - feel free to borrow my Anal Elixir
Graeme comes to terms with his newfound vow of abstention from alcohol. Ian offers sage advice.
Don't worry, I'm sure there's a rational explanation out there somewhere, one that preferably doesn't involve penetration.
Just keep telling yourself that...
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