Hi, I'm here to compete in Microsoft's Lowpass Xtreme Stripping Competion.
Yes, your Microsoft Windows computer, complete with Microsoft Internet Explorer is right over there. Right beside the Microsoft Xtreme Monopoly signups.
Great, now I just reach into my big bag of donkey sodomy jokes and write a funny strip. I wonder why they call this "Xtreme", anyway...
Hi there. Are you ready to do some Xtreme dramatization of your strip?
I guess that explains it. And the one time I find a funny use for the fire prop, too...
