Thank you for doing your last minute gift shopping with us, mam. Happy Holidays!
Happy Holidays?! You're not one of those liberal heathens, are you?
All I said was--
Don't play innocent with me, young lady. Fox News told me all about how you athiests are trying to deny the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ.
Wow. I used to think the War on Christmas was a pile of bullshit, but at the moment I'm in favor of using tactical nukes against the whole damn holiday.
