Sound in space? That makes no sense! And that explosion looks so fake.
...where logic has no presence...
What the hell is the director thinking? This is just an excuse to grab money from loyal fans of the franchise! To protest, I'm only buying one copy when it comes out on DVD.
...they are watching. They are... NET NERDS! In theaters now.
Okay, so maybe that comic book adaptation sucked, but the next one will be the greatest ever!
Of course it will. I've already got three websites devoted to it.
