Welcome to Hell. I am Death, I am here to take your soul.
No! No! You can't!
Recently the economic slump has caused his employer to replace him with someone more qualified, forcing Death to resign.
Well Death, recent polls show you aren't too evil anymore. And your pay of 300 Damned Souls a week is a bit too much. I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go.
No! No! You can't!
Fortunately, the undead adjust well.
Welcome to Burger Barn. I am Death, I am here to take your order.
