Ya know, I bet you wouldn't be so keen about cutting us down and using us as paper and firewood if we could run and jump and yell and play like everyone else...
I sure don't know about THAT, Mr. Tree... You see, that family could sure run, jump, yell and play, but I was still pretty keen about burning their house down.
I hate you.
They were pretty good at the running and yelling, too.