Bile

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I enjoy hanging a member of a minority race from a stoplight and beating them shamelessly with an aluminum baseball bat.

The brighter side of death

by Bile
8-30-02


	Say Chad, what's that you've got there?


	It's a letter I just received today from my family in St. Louis


	My God.. apparently my mother was thrown through the plate glass elevator wall at the top of the St. Louis Arch, and landed on a thumb tack 600 feet below. She's.. she's dead.


	Oh c'mon now, try and look on the bright side. At least prostitution in St. Louis will decline roughly 94% now that she's pushing up daisies.