I'm not touching this.....someone already did

Author: Birdy

Date: December 2, 2003

by Birdy
12-02-03
What the hell are you?
I'm the welcoming faerie welcoming you to the land of milk and honey...Welcome!
This is wrong my dreams should be filled with fire and brimstone and other things that make me wake up in damp sheets
What sort of dream world makes you urinate on your bed?
Uh...yeah urine...that's what makes my sheets wet....sure
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