BirkNLar  

Grass is green.

Am I grug or am I birk? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW.

Do I care? Grass is green.

See, right now I'm grug. I mean birk. Birk!

I like the grass more than you. It doesn't talk. It's also green.

I'd channel grug's spirit right now but he doesn't want to be with you either.