BirthdayThread  

Intervention time, Brad. Since banning me, you've gone power hungry and banned every other user on the site. The forums, once home to lively banter, now host pictures of your balls in various motifs.

Tastefully done, mind you.

Sepia balls. Technicolor balls. Film Noir balls. For fucksake, Brad, you even set up a camera filming a tv with balls on it, which had a tv with balls, which had a tv with balls. Infinite balls, Brad.

Balls all the way down.

This is because the shiny present turned out to be a Cleveland Steamer, isn't it?

WET ISN'T SHINY!