BirthdayThread  

I'm so wiped from choosing Christmas presents for everyone, I can't think of a thing to get andydougan for his birthday. Any ideas?

Let's tape ourselves wanking off on a gingerbread cookie. Last one to cum has to eat it.

For the last time, Roger, I'm not going to have sex with you. I like women, get it? Women.

Or we could use one of the reindeer. Let's wank off on Dasher.

On Dancer?

On Prancer, on Vixen.