...and that's it for the sports with Arsenal over Liverpool, 2 to 1 at the end of the first half. Back to you, Mavis.
"THE REF'S GOIN' 'OME IN A FUKKIN' AMBULANCE! THE REF'S GOIN' 'OME IN A FUKKIN' AMBULANCE!"
Sorry folks! And now...BREAKING NEWS...Liverpool fans, upset with some of the ref's calls, are pelting the Arsenal section of the stands with darts as I speak! FUCKING SCOUSERS!