OFFICE BULLSHIT BASICS

Author: BlackSheep

Date: May 20, 2007

by BlackSheep
5-20-07
Do you see Cindy, the new girl, in the red dress over there? Nice tatas but they're fake!
No way! How the heck would you know that?
Her nipples taste like latex! No, ok...I saw the doctor's bill on her night table.
Well...the other one, Becky, is manic-depressive! I saw the prescription in her medicine cabinet!
Do you see Bill over there with the coffee cup? He's got a real small one!
Really, Cindy? I didn't think his was nearly as small as his buddy, Bert's!