What really bothers me about gays, Bert...is the fact that they are SO overt about it! No tact! No class! And...those fucking parades! "WE'RE HERE! WE'RE QUEER! WE'RE NOT GOING TO DISAPPEAR!"
Yep, Bill! Sure don't see straight parades, chants and a lot of making out, groping and grabbing in public places much!
"WE'RE GREAT! WE'RE STRAIGHT! WE DON'T HAVE TO MASTURBATE!"
Umm...Bill...I may be straight and married but...the masturbation thing is definitely high on my daily priority list!
Ok..."WE'RE GREAT! WE'RE STRAIGHT! WE DON'T HAVE TO MASTURBATE EACH OTHER!"
