Its time we stood up for ourselves and stop unnatural sex acts involving gays and gerbils! Let's get organized! A gerbil uprising! A rodent rebellion! Stop cruelty to gerbils! Stop the abuse!
All of my pet shop friends have had their tiny teeth knocked out with tack hammers and have been involuntarily declawed just for the pleasure of gays!
Many of my buddies got Ecoli infection! The symptoms are sudden onset of abdominal pain and severe cramps, followed within 24 hours by diarrhea after being pulled out of some gay's butt by the tail!
Pet shops should stop selling gerbils to any males with a lisp, colorful feminine clothing, a limp wrist or one of those closely cropped queer moustaches!
Ya...or to any guy that has subdued squeaking sounds coming from his ass!
We need a gerbil abuse hotline! G.A.G.! GERBILS AGAINST GAYS! Support us NOW!
