--> The only reason Usama lives

Author: Blackwolf

Date: December 12, 2002

by Blackwolf
12-12-02
Somewhere, in a secret bunker, two really ugly gay people are planning something very evil.
Bush: Mwahaha! We fooled them all, didnt we, my sweet love!
Usama: Yes, indeed. Soon the world will be plunged into chaos.
Bush: Now, I'll just need some excuses so nuke some places and the plan will almost be complete.
Usama: Enough with the talking. Lets go have hot gay sex instead.
'nuf said.
Bush: Ok. Sounds good. I love hot gay sex!
Usama: Yes! Yes! Quickly, take me in the ass you perverted american president!